lelogan: all i want is fanfiction movies
avrillavignechronicles: “labels are for soup cans” avril lavigne whispers as she walks away from a group of football players who just called her emo
I love it when you know somebody’s secret, but... →
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Friend: You could do it you know.
Friend: Take off from Tumblr, go outside.
Me: I wouldn't make it 5 minutes
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"Mom, I'm going out."
"With your friends?"
"No mom, with Pikachu."
"WHO'S PIKACHU, IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?"
Ohmigawd, guys, what if...
microxcuts: yaykirsty: Matt Bellamy became an actor. And he had to do a sex scene. With David Tennant. … you can’t leave out Dom.
"If I was your boyfriend/girlfriend..." →
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
-parents come home from supermarket-
a haiku about making pasta
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
There ███ █████ is ███ ████ ██████ no ███ war...
thatawkwardbitch: you know this song....
beellette: dad just said “there should be a netflix for books” five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
panicconfessions: Remember that night when the only thing on your dash was Brendon stripping
Friend: Why do you have the same song 10 times on your iPod?
Me: You don't understand there's the original version, new version, acoustic version, and 7 live performances.
That awkward moment when you think you know...
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PATRICK STUMP ON HOUSE
pupfresh: Patrick Stump will be guest starring on an upcoming episode of House on April 16th. Patrick will play a character named Micah. You can read the full episode description below. Related: Patrick Stump on new Yellowcard album Read More
It’s like space in here,” Howard says. “There’s no… no… no concept of gravity.”...– Dom Howard (x)
dallonweekes: chucks eyeliner at ryan ross